And on the 9th day, the Devil looked down on God's planned paradise and said, "I need a destroyer." So the Devil made a Biden.

The Devil said, "I need somebody willing to sleep past dawn, nibble on children's ears, be angry and mean, nibble again, spew hatred obscene and then go to town and lie to the masses at every camera he could find." So the Devil made a Biden.

"I need somebody with a mind weak enough to accept what I tell him and yet evil enough to blame someone else. Somebody to allow illegals in to kill, be the best deep state shill, raise up inflation, have to wait for lunch until his China's done with his son; and tell China to be sure and come back real soon -- and mean it." So the Devil made a Biden.

The Devil Said, "I need somebody willing to stay up all night to destroy God's land. And watch it die. Then fake cry and say, 'Trump did it.' I need somebody who can fight a proxy war against Russia, blame Ukraine, ignore Iran as they continue to grow more evil tribes, who can make money out of bribes, loans and political favors. And who, during election season, isn't OK but rather will call his competition the KKK; in his forty-hour week of political opposition, then, Adderall up for the 'SOTU', do it again and blame it on Putin." So God made a Biden.

The Devil had to have somebody willing to ride the ruts at double speed to create the divide and hate the guts of MAGA opposition and yet stop in mid-field and disgrace the people's selection, when he sees the first opportunity to insult Trump's dedication. So the Devil made a Biden.

The Devil said, "I need somebody weak enough to clear the border wall, yet evil enough to loot them all and support Gaza and give Ukraine even more bullets, who will stop mid speech to threaten the SCOTUS continue on to insult the real POTUS. It had to be somebody who'd plow deep to corrupt the white house. Somebody to disgrace, race, chase, bait and take the risk and recruit and implant and lie and fleece and strain the government to replace all integrity and worth and finish a hard week's work with a five-mile drive to remove the church.

"Somebody who'd bale a family together with the evil bonds of sharing, who would laugh and then sigh, and then reply, with smiling eyes, when his son says he wants to spend his life "sitting here with my father." So the Devil made the Bidens.