The same tech titans who once couldn’t stand Donald Trump — Mark Zuckerberg, Google’s leadership, and Marc Andreessen — now seem to be rolling out the red carpet for him. Why the sudden switch? Is it newfound appreciation for capitalism… or just another case of Silicon Valley survival instincts kicking in?

Because let’s be honest — these guys don’t usually play for team America, they play for team profit. But with woke economics tanking markets and Biden’s digital policies choking innovation, maybe they finally realized socialism doesn’t sell in the boardroom.

Still, President Trump should tread carefully — when these digital chameleons start cozying up, it’s usually because they smell power… not patriotism.