So let me get this straight — RFK Jr., the man who built his name torching Big Pharma, who made a career fighting government overreach… just pitched a plan where every American should be voluntarily strapped with a digital tattletale on their wrist? I mean, thank God, right? Because nothing says “freedom” quite like 24/7 biometric surveillance.

Don’t worry though — it’s all “for your health.” That’s right, America. You’re not being monitored. You’re being cared for. Isn’t that sweet?